Eyes Front! -
Male to Female Egalitarian Communication
by MrIgCognito

Eyes front!
Not front & rear
Nor everywhere
Eyes front!
Not on her bunt
Not on her ...

Can't remember when I first heard about this thing - you see ...

  • I grew up with 3 sisters & no brothers
  • I've studied at university level with more females than males, and
  • I've worked in many situations where the majority of the other workers were/are female, sometimes with me being the only male
    ... and in relation to women communicating professionally and socially WITH men, one of the pet hates that women have, is men who talk to womens' TITS!!

    If you consider these factors ...

  • Over 50% of the population is female
  • An ever increasing number of women are starting or running businesses
  • Women are in more formal decision making roles than ever before (admittedly there is still a glass ceiling), and
  • Women are becoming more educated in general
    ... the need for men to communicate with women without just talking to their TITS is fast becoming an essential component of men succeeding personally & professionally.

    Womens' preference for "look me in the face when you talk to me" also includes men not undressing "with their eyes", every other women that walks by or is even near by.

    I mean ... men ... how far do you think you will get by communicating with women by talking to their TITS!!!

    OK, maybe in some situations talking to TITS is appropriate ... but hey, just imagine for a minute what your body language is actually saying to women - for instance,

  • [with eyes glaring at the valley between the TITS in focus] "I'd love to ... your TITS!!",
  • or [with eyes going from side to side] "I'm not sure which one of you to talk to."

    So...

    Eyes front!
    Not front & rear
    Nor everywhere
    Eyes front!
    Not on her bunt
    Not on her ...

    So come on men
    eyes front
    and be non-discriminational,
    to talk with women
    look 'em straight in the eye
    and give 'em all
    a verbal facial.

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